Life on the Fringe
jfmjhny luhnfcdkjsfcjlkzfciyfs jm; OOPS, ME SRY. BRIGHID HER, I DECIDD IT WUZ TIEM 4 ME 2 RITE POST AN TELL EVRYONE HOW WANDERBL IM. I SAT ON TEH KEYBORD. I HAS BEAUTIFUL BUTT. I LIEK 2 SHOW IT 2 EVRYONE, CUZ EVRYONE LOVEZ ME AN MAH BUTT. IM TEH WAN THAZ RLY IN CHARGE. MEERCLAR THINKZ SHE IZ, BUT DAT IZ ONLY CUZ I WANTS HER 2 FINKZ SHE IZ TEH BOS. MOMMY YASMINE SEZ IM EVIL KITTEH GENIUS. NO WAN IZ SMARTR THAN IM, BUT I R NOT ALL EVIL, NOT AT ALL! I JUS …PERSUADE.. PEEPS 2 C THINGS MAH WAI, IZ CUZ IM SO PRITEE AN EVRYONE KNOWS IT AN LOVEZ ME AN THEY CANT HALP BUT DO WUT I WANTS THEM 2. IM SO LONG AN GRACEFUL, SUCH PRITEE KITTEH.
I LUV 2 PULAY WIF STRIN AN MOMMY YASMINE IZ SO KIND 2 ME, SHE LETS ME PULAY WIF ALL HER CLOTHEZ, SHE THINKZ I ONLY WANTS 2 PULAY WIF HER CORSET STRINGS, BUT I WANTS 2 PULAY DRES UP! MOMMY YASMINE THOT I WUZ STEELIN HER MAKEUP, BUT I KNOE DAT WIF JUS LIL HALP I CAN LOOK EVEN MOAR BEAUTIFUL! AN OV COURSE, 4 ANY KITTEH, PERSONAL HYGIENE IZ MUST, SO IM NOT CHEWIN TEH TOOTHBRUSH AS MOMMY YASMINE THINKZ, I WUZ CLEANIN MAH TEETH!
I R SMARTEST KITTEH IN DA HOUZ, I HALP VRY WAN DO WUT I WANTS, BUT WHEN IM TIRD, I HAS MAH OWN CHAIR DAT I CAN GO AN REST ON. TEH HOOJ 2 LEGS CALLD SAM THINKZ IT HIS, BUT I KNOE BETTR. IT MINE! I JUS LET HIM USE IT SOMETIMEZ. I LUV 2 PULAY AN FIX THINGS, IM RLY GUD AT FIXIN TEH PRINTR IM AN ACROBAT 2, I HAS SO LOTZ DA TALENTS, I CAN AMUSE ANYONE, I LUV MEETIN NEW PEEPS. THEY ALWAYS MAK SUCH FUS OV ME AN PET ME AN STROKE ME AN LUV ON ME!
OOPS! TIEM 2 GO! MOMMY YASMINE IZ COMIN BAK, SHE STAYD OUT VRY LATE AN WOKE ME UP FAR 2 EARLY, I MUST COMPLAIN BOUT DAT 2 HER!
jfmjhny luhnfcdkjsfcjlkzfciyfs jm; oops, me sorry. Brighid here, I decided it was time for me to write a post and tell everyone how wonderful I am. I sat on the keyboard. I have a beautiful butt. I like to show it to everyone, because everyone loves me and my butt. I’m the the one that’s really in charge. Meerclar thinks she is, but that is only because I want her to think she is the boss. I am evil kitty genius. No one is smarter than I am, but I am not all evil, NOT AT ALL! I just …persuade.. people to see things my way, it’s because I’m so pretty and everyone knows it and loves me and they can’t help but do what I want them to. I’m so long and graceful, such a pretty kitty.
I love to play with strong and Mommy Yasmine is so kind to me, she lets me play with all her clothes, she thinks I only want to play with her corset strings, but I WANT TO PLAY DRESS UP! Mommy Yasmine thought I was stealing her makeup, but I know that with just a little help I can look even MORE BEAUTIFUL! and of course, for any kitty, personal hygiene is a must, so I’m not chewing the toothbrush as Mommy Yasmine thinks, I was cleaning my teeth!
I am the smartest kitty in the house, I help very one do what I want, but when I am tired, I have my own chair that I can go and rest on. The big two legs called SAM thinks it is his, but I know better. It is MINE! I just let him use it sometimes. I love to play and fix things, I am really good at fixing the printer I am an acrobat too, I have so many talents, I can amuse anyone, I love meeting new people. They always make such a fuss of me and pet me and stroke me and love on me! Oops! Time to go! Mommy Yasmine is coming back, she stayed out very late and woke me up far too early, I must complain about that to her!